Invented this joke tonight to entertain a friend, Im reposting it here for pleasantries.
So the creator walks into a bar alone, creates 7 billion+ drinkers so he has drinking buddies, they all try the whine, they try the beer, they try the hard liquors.
they said “Creator you created the best alcohols”
They then say “How did you make it?”
He said “I used stuff I found floating around”
They then question “Is that safe?”
He replied “Nothing is safe” 
Note:
This joke touches upon the duality in english of the word Nothing
Because in religious history, everything began from Nothing
But due to the duality of the word in english it makes it seem like it is not safe, while in actuality he is directly saying yes it is safe
Its a fun word play joke
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